Tyrannosaurus is my mom

Tyrannosaurus is my mom that I cannot I was just like I was just so afraid to go sleep again and again because I cannot was a good day and then she was so excited and I wanna know that she was so excited and I wanna know she is so much better and she was so excited and she was so scared and I wanna was the time she was so scared she was so excited and she was so scared she was so excited and she hugged him she hugged you so much and then she hugged me and she told me she was so scared she was so excited and she was so scared

"tyrannosaurus is my mom"
"what?"
"that i cannot"

by cerato March 18, 2020

tyrannosaurus

They are secretly strippers hired by Nicki Minaj.

Man: I saw a tyrannosaurus at Nicki Manaj concert!
Woman: No way!

by It's going down, I'm yelling t October 22, 2022

becky tynan

dumb blonde sexy ass chick with problems that is loved by her bestfriend so mcuh and is hilarious

She is such a Becky Tynan! You shoudl totally date her;)

by forever<333 March 23, 2011

tyrannosaurus text

one who is more often than not texting while their real life friends try to communicate with them.

person1: hey liz, what do you think?
liz: ...........what?

person2: she wasn't even paying attention, she was too busy texting.

person1: what a tyrannosaurus text!

by panpan2 March 13, 2010

Tylan

Tylan is a gay male with a micro dick

and kid with brown hair

Hey look it’s tylan

Oh yeah hey tylan

by Hhjcuuwy October 30, 2020

Tyrannosexual

A variety of metrosexual who also resembles the most fearsome of dinosaurs, the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex, king of lizards.

Dude did you see the way Kyle-Jean wrecked that Bananna Republic store, he's a Tyrannosexual on the rampage!

by Turboflex December 15, 2008

tyanna

someone who thinks they’re all that and wears there boobs out too much <3

tyanna put your boobs up.

by lovely peaches456 November 22, 2021