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tweet twitch 

A verb describing the process of reflexively posting and responding to Twitter tweets by pure spinal reflex -- without involvement of the brain. In serious cases, tweet twitchers may black out and discover hours of tweets they have no memory of making. Research suggests a possible connection to fugue states (which see).

Frequently, but not always, a binge of tweet twitching is followed by regret, remorse -- and, eventually, relapse.
1) Freaked abt post just tweet twitched. Must remember: just a slip. Am powerless ovr Twttr & life has become unmangeable.

2) Dude, XTREME tweet twitching last nite. Woke up w/out girlfriend & most BFFs.
tweet twitch by jmknapp53 December 30, 2009
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techno twitch 

extreme spontaneous twitching of the pointing digits, limbs and facial features, such as those experienced by those with tourettes but unleashed from prolonged exposure to 4 x 4 repetitive beats commonly associated with techno, acid techno, copious lsd use
OMG look at him, hes got the techno twich,
he cant stop the techno twitch bet he ends up with a techno toe
techno twitch by technotoad May 22, 2014

Side twitch

Twitch stream that you watch while your favorite stream is offline.
Hipatthen is my Side twitch, I watch him play HotS when SCG ins't streaming Legacy or Vintage or when Khaldor of is offline.
Side twitch by Big Lupu September 23, 2016

Dougdoug's twitch chat 

The main character. Separated into two parts. Trapped in a basement.
DOUG IS WRONG
DOUGDOUG'S TWITCH CHAT IS THE MAIN CHARACTER

Google Twitch 

(noun) An irrational impulse to google or otherwise use the internet to search for something completely impossible to locate on the WWW.

(verb) To experience the desire to google something ungoogleable.
(noun) When I realized I had misplaced the keys to the safe I experienced such a strong google twitch that I actually sat down in front of my computer and typed "keys to safe" before I recognized my foolishness.

(noun) Jimmy lost track of his girlfriend, Yvonne, at the mall and while searching for her had a momentary google twitch as he walked past a computer store.

(verb) I was trying to remember where we were when we first kissed and I totally google twitched.

punk twitch

The compulsive 'twitch' that punk rockers use to remove their hair from their face/eyes. Consists of habitually tossing the head to one side.
His long hair fell into his face, as usual, and he did the 'punk twitch' to temporarly remove it, until it fell back down, again.
punk twitch by SarahEH March 29, 2005

Dick Twitch 

A spontaneous, short burst of arousal that is stimulated by looking at a sexually explicit or lewd image. Not a erection or a chub. Its a natural response your penis makes to indicate that what it just looked at was pleasing or nutworthy. Could be a sign of coomerism or too much cooming on the penis that it attempts to limit its mobility by just twitching and not get full-on boners.
"As i was scrolling through my feed, i saw a nice pair of tits of the perfect size and my dick twitched the moment my eyes glared at them."
Dick Twitch by Moe Lester J November 5, 2020