turdburglar 

a homosexual person

haha -- look at that turdburglar!

turdburglar by Anonymous May 2, 2003

turdburglar 

A little gremlin who lives in your toilet who steals your turds when you're finished.

"Hey turdburglar, get back here with my shit!"

turdburglar by SB91777 July 27, 2005

turdburglar 

A really worthless person.

"That dudes a real turdburglar. Dont trust him"

turdburglar by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

turdburglar 

one who steals poo

anna williams

turdburglar by cream January 9, 2004

TurdBurglar 

When you are sitting on the can and the log that pops out from your 'poop shoot' is suddenly snatched by the force of a amazingly smooth criminal's hand sliding between your right ass cheek and the toilet seat, this my people is your commonly known TURDBURGLAR!

Informant: Da'Boof
Possible Whereabouts: Boof-Town USA, Lost City of Boof, Boofermuda Triangle & Boof Be Gone.

OMG! Who was that mask-man? He stole my Turd! What a fucking TurdBurglar! WTF Mate?

TurdBurglar by Boof Nasty April 23, 2009

Turdburglar 

A person so sneaky they could steal a turd out of your toilet before you notice or flush.

I think that turdburglar Tanya has been using my vibrator again...

Turdburglar by Dr Harry Johnson September 20, 2012

turdburgler 

AKA: Fagg or hipster
A socially acceptable way to call someone a douche/bunghole in a public area.

dude, he's being such a turdburgler when he walks like that.

turdburgler by Ex Tacy June 18, 2012