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Tulipshitz

The excrements released through one's anus while their rectum is shaped as a tulip, or an inside out anus.
If it weren't for my tulip-of-an-ass, I wouldn't be getting these nasty, skinny tulipshitz.

Tulipshitz are commonly squirts as opposed to logs.
by Aw625 December 14, 2008
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tulify

to shorten a URL using the tuly.in URL shortener.
Dude, Sarah should tulify her links before she tweets them.
by Andy Smither December 2, 2010
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Tulipaphobia

Latin translation for turban is 'tulipa'

Tulipaphobia - An irrational fear of turbans in general and/or turban wearing people
You know, you could be suffering from a severe case of Tulipaphobia, if you think there are people wearing turbans outside your house.
by Tulipaphobic April 23, 2011
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tulislit

(too-lee-slit) - The urethra of your penis.
I am not going to pass this kidney stone through my tulislit!
by Johnsonwhite June 2, 2011
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Tulti Masking

When you are multi tasking during a meeting and someone asks you a question but you are focused elsewhere. Masking is when you fake your answer with a nod or by saying "Im not sure, I will find out"
your boss is in a conversation with a client and looks at you...
Boss: John, what caused the delay last month?
You: (nodding yes, looking up from your smart phone) "yep, but let me confirm it"
Your friend whispers: He's Tulti masking
by MrHealthCareRepair September 7, 2012
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Tulipmaniac

TULIPMANIAC (noun) Tiresome TV-pundit, media-victim or Twitter troll who barely understands Bitcoin and thinks that a blockchain is a part of a bicycle. Thinks that a six-month speculative bubble nearly 400 years ago involving a flower is somehow comparable to the greatest paradigm shifting technology since the invention of the wheel. Tulipmaniacs tend to fall into several categories:

1) Aging computer illiterates and tech luddites (often with PhDs) unable to retire due to their dismal investment track record.

2) The cretinized bison who graze upon mainstream media foder, whose research into Bitcoin, at best, stretches to a twenty-second glance at the opening paragraph of ‘Speculative Bubbles’ in Wikipedia, subsequently rehashed a million times in comments sections or on social media.
3) Dullard TV presenters and dollar lobbyists suffering from Stockholm syndrome who genuinely believe in a monetary system that is simultaneously fleecing them with currency debasement, NIRP and hefty fees.
4) Nocoiners.

Tulipmaniacs tend to be snivelling paupers. They may live off either FED stimulus or be paid by media groups in turn funded by dodgy right-wing oligarchs. They are tenacious weeds that will cling to a flower (or the US dollar) even when it’s on an exponential downward death spiral.
'That Jim Rickards is such a tulipmaniac, always banging on about #bitcoin being in a bubble.'
by MikiP December 10, 2017
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