Angry tug

Your wife doesn't feel like having sex but you pester her to death and she gives you an old fashion.

Thank you for the angry tug, I'll go back to the yard work now.

by SomeGuyInDundalk June 7, 2018

Dick-Tug

1. When someone is led to believe someone is attractive or something is of good quality in a deceptive manner.

2. It can also be used similarly to "yanking someone's chain" or "pulling a fast one". As in joking around with someone or misleading them.

Most generally used in exclamation of an occurrence of deceit.

Cory: "That girl Michelle last night was DTF"
Jesse: "Nah man, she's definitely engaged"
Bryan: "Dick-Tug!"

by PseudoChris May 10, 2014

Rough Tug

A rough tug is when you get so mad at a situation, that you aggressively start tugging at your private parts.

“Dude my mom wouldn’t make me meatloaf for dinner. So I sat in the corner of my room giving myself a rough tug until I started to bleed.”

by DadKum69 April 2, 2021

tug hustle

Noun: When your trying to be a smooth talker but instead get the trots in your mouth and it's just too much.

Yea I was really good to my last girlfriend went down on her and she farted...too much bro..too much. Shit man you really tug hustled that one.

by TreeBitches February 22, 2013

timber tug

Jerking off in your hunting stand

Johnny was doing the timber tug this morning so hard he scared the deer.

by Eldor peeener November 20, 2022

Hug and Tugged

When you see a guy friend that you haven't seen in a while and decide to browse hug them with 1 arm and jerk them off with the other.

Bro I saw micheal last night for the first time in 3 years! We totally hug and tugged for like an hour straight.

by That1guyblake May 16, 2016

Tug tuesday

When a girl tugs down on her top to send a cleavage shot on Tuesday....

She sent my a great tug tuesday selfie.

Have you checked out tug tuesday on The Chive.

by darris doois November 15, 2016