noun.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.
A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.
Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.
A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.
Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
"Dude.. watch those public stalls. All are tucker toilets."
"I give this hotel a 2 star rating, only because of the Tucker Toilets. Do your Housecleaning staff a favour, and replace those toilets with something men can use! I aint cleaning up that mess!"
"I give this hotel a 2 star rating, only because of the Tucker Toilets. Do your Housecleaning staff a favour, and replace those toilets with something men can use! I aint cleaning up that mess!"
by Basque JRED September 02, 2015
A guy who calls many things cringe yet watches hentai on daily basis in his mother's basement. He is very racist and no one likes him. Watches furry hentai too even though he swears he hates furries.
"yo it tucker swaim"
by VESSSPAAAMANNN August 12, 2022
the act of pulling a blanket over someone's head when they least expect it. Making it look like they are a ghost, because the outline of their face comes out of the blanket.
Last night was crazy, i stuck up on my brother from behind when he was playing call of duty, and ghost tuckered him.
by Hudson N June 09, 2010
by Tucker s October 15, 2019
The guy from Montana who confronted Tucker Carlson is right... he is the worst human being known to mankind.
by Soul_Driver January 20, 2022
by Jade March 21, 2005
"Ugh! I'm Tucker Carlson and we need to cut to commercial cuz I have to make... a dooodiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
by Espio Lylat April 30, 2022