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Tucker-Max Drunk 

When someone gets excessively drunk at an inappropriate time, disregards social norms, indulges every whim, ignores the consequences of his/her actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.
David got out of a D.W.I. the other night even though he was Tucker-Max Drunk... I wish i were that lucky
Tucker-Max Drunk by Broyles July 10, 2006

Tucker s 

Tucker and Steven have secret tickle time
in the outback, we had wild dingo for tucker s every night.
Tucker s by Tucker s October 14, 2019

tucker max drunk 

At this point in the night, i was tucker max drunk.

Tucker Carlson 

A dangerous demagogue masquerading as a journalist.
The guy from Montana who confronted Tucker Carlson is right... he is the worst human being known to mankind.
Tucker Carlson by Soul_Driver January 19, 2022

Tucker Carlson 

A constantly constipated man who always looks as though the burrito disagreed with him.
"Ugh! I'm Tucker Carlson and we need to cut to commercial cuz I have to make... a dooodiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Tucker Carlson by Espio Lylat April 29, 2022

Tucker Carlson 

A man from Faux News who I desperately want to punch in the face and needs to be punched in the face
Some brainwashed idiots were watching Fox News today and on it stupid ass Tucker Carlson wouldnt let his guest speak before opening his mouth.
Tucker Carlson by Poopee fingers November 28, 2018