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Trucker Cap

Mesh cap, puffy front, usually with a witty saying on it, usually with a drunken jackass under it.
White Trash Chic is in this year, with such examples as the Trucker Cap & Kid Rock
Trucker Cap by blingladen February 2, 2004

mother trucker 

another way to say "mother fucker"; a more innocent form of the saying "mother fucker" meant to be used around parents, teachers, etc.
Tanner is such a mother trucker when he goes on a date with Ashleigh.

little dick truck 

A vehicle used to compensate for physical and/or sexual inadequacies, typically a full-size American pickup, the bigger the better, usually modified with a raised suspension, bigger tires, extra chrome, louder muffler, etc., and different from true work trucks that are sized and purchased to do a specific job.
Look at that, another one of those little dick trucks!
little dick truck by ExRTD March 15, 2009
An often picked on, misunderstood profession that's thankless, that's VERY important. Often filled with steering wheel holders who have no real talent. But those people are a minority not the majority. Some times this profession is filled with cut throat companies who under pay drivers. But the truth is nothing would be able to function normally with trucks that includes our military.
Without trucks/truckers America STOPS!
Make the CDL test HARDER and get rid of the wannabe Truckers!
Trucker by Urban Dictionary January 5, 2006

peter tracks 

Little spots of dried cum marking where one has either jacked off or had sex.
Rob left peter tracks on my sofa after watching The Dirty Dozen IV.

Ben has peter tracks on his underwear from all of his wet dreams.
peter tracks by TexAMAggie05 August 28, 2005

Truck Douche 

Those dudes that think they're the shit because they fly down the highway in their lifted F-350's doing 100 in a 60. Many times you can see one coming in the rear view mirror; the truck douche will speed up until he is almost riding your ass and then he will very quickly swerve around you into the next lane. He will then proceed to annoy the hell out of everyone else in proximity.

These bitches deserve a big fat ticket and a swift kick in the truck-nuts.
Driver: "Wow this is such a nice relaxing car ride"
Passenger:"Dude, truck douche 6:00!"
(Truck Douche speeds by, truck nuts dangling)
Driver:"What a dick, I hope he crashes that damn truck"
(Huge fireball erupts, sending truck douche and fried truck nuts flying)
Truck Douche by Huevon June 19, 2010