Toothbrushing

An act commonly conducted by door to door sales people, especially frequented in the kitchen fitting world (Space Kitchens are innovators in this field). This usually happens as a direct result of rejecting their sales proposal. The indignant and humiliated rep will then feel the need to ask to use the home owners bath room and secretly urinate on the owners tooth brush or insert it up their anal passage before replacing it

See definition of Toothbrushing

by msonning April 15, 2010

Tooth Dot Com

When you unknowingly have something black, like pepper, stuck in your teeth.

"Hey babe... You got some tooth dot com going on right now".

by BiggMikeDee November 15, 2011

tooth nerd

- One who is very thorough in regards to dental hygiene, and often brags about their cleanliness.

- One who flosses after every meal, and carries an oral kit with them at all times.

- One who actually brushes their teeth on long airplane rides.

- One who thinks their new toothpaste is ineffective and that this is the cause of their morning breath.

"I've never had a cavity before, and my teeth are straight without braces!"
"Wow Lauren, you're such a tooth nerd."

"I can't go on dinner dates with Courtney, she's such a tooth nerd."

by pagrovian March 3, 2012

Toothpaste Spit

When you have to talk, further expelling the frothy-green and white toothpaste/saliva mixture. This is one of the few unique phrases that can only be uttered in the presence of another human, while brushing your teeth.

Haha! I just choked on my toothpaste spit from laughing at this!

by laugherlots December 8, 2013

toothole

A hilarious and acceptable way for kids to call other kids assholes.

Dad, Paisley said she wasn't going to be my friend anymore.

Call her a toothole.

Haha. That sounds funny. Ok, daddy.

by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2014

toothpaste rule

This rule describes the phenomenon where when you get new toothpaste it'll only taste weird for a day. This rule can be applied to any event that becomes common place after about a day.

"Dude, my new toothpaste tastes horrible!"
"Don't worry about it, remember the toothpaste rule."

This was a term coined by Gavin Free from Roosterteeth Podcast #370.

by actuallynoplease June 6, 2016

tooth jeans

can mean multiple things.

tooth jeans can mean either jeans for your teeth or jeans made out of teeth, sometimes both.

nice tooth jeans

by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016