Doobie Trail

Path of enlightenment taken when you need to break away from your place of employment. Provides the same zeal a smoker gets on smoke breaks, except with much less nicotine. Most conversations on the trail involve talking about who you're gonna DO (with the shocker;-), or what you want to BE when you grow up. Upon return, you must keep an eye out for the Doornatzi, who thinks the doobie trail has something to do with 420, but he's simply a fucktard. Form of a baggot, all about flossin the lux corporate life and clockin da clams!

Person1:Ready to hit the Doobie Trail?
Person2:yep
Person3:fo shizzle my bizzle, drizzle fizzle

by JustinCredible May 14, 2003

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Trail Mix

M and M's with obstacles

Hay do you want some M and M's with obstacles??? or trail mix

by Jaxon's PP November 8, 2019

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Trail Thot

Thots who are clearly not prepared to be hiking.

Clarissa took a yeti as a water bottle on a hike. She also wore flip flops and lost one in the mud, Clarissa is a trail thot.

by KenyanButtStuff June 16, 2018

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pizza trail

when the pizza you previously consumed comes out of your ASS, with full-fledge legs, and begins to run. Leaving a trail of grease and giblets.

Ah no, look at Terrance. There's nothing left of him but his pizza trail. Damn you Dominos.

by caspermikel June 12, 2022

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trail tootsie

A Trail Tootsie is a Hot Chick That can be found on wilderness trails. She is usually all dolled up with her hair and makeup done. They are always dressed to Impress, With big sunglasses, low cut tops, and Yoga pants. This is all done to take numerous selfies and attract other people.

Hey man! Look at that Trail Tootsie taking a selfie next to that tree. She looks hot in those Yoga pants.

by Air_Wolf February 7, 2018

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