Toolon

The word toolon means that someone is either: Disgusting, or you could use the word as in you dont give a fuck about what you just did, OR what the person thinks about what you just did.

1st Definition: John: "Man that bitch's vagina was straight toolon yo"
Frank: "Hell yeah dude, i could smell that shit from the parking lot"

2nd Definition: Mary: "I can't believe you just said that"
Danny boy: "So what? I smacked the fuck outta that bitch with my words of hate.. toolon"

by Bigmoneygrip April 18, 2011

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Took the banana

Colloquialism meaning to get screwed, swindled, hustled, tricked or ripped off of significant value by another party. Also used as "Take the banana"

"Verizon offered a $100 rebate on my new phone, but when I got it, it was a VISA gift card, not cash. I really took the banana on that one."

by Bob Monkeyfuck August 26, 2011

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Took her temperature

A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.

Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?

She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?

???

I fucked her in the arse, mate.

Oh, cool.

by Lucianeil February 15, 2015

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took a spill

Cleveland Translation for almost busting your ass!

or simply falling.

Boaaaa he took a spill playing on that ice.

by 216Queen July 28, 2015

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took the bus together

To have dirty anal sex with a slut and double dip into her pussy.

Alex: Yo, Monique and I took the bus together this morning.
Bruce: That's nasty, bro. Ya'll can get willy infections like that.
Alex: Her pussy stinks anyway, bro.

by daddydeep September 24, 2016

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