To text message while on the toilet.
by TehAwesomeUD April 28, 2007
Get the toilet texting mug.The act of bailing out the water from a toilet in order to converse via the toilet pipes with inmates on another floor whilst incarcerated.
by Toastyghosty January 14, 2008
Get the toilet talk mug.A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.
With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.
by tuftskins November 30, 2009
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- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful
- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful
Whew, I had too much to eat and drink last night; I dropped a toilet dog that nearly jumped up and bit my ass.
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Get the toilet fluff mug.Why is the line for the toilet so long? I should've done Toilet Booking so I could get a reservation.
by CreatorOfAllMemes September 1, 2016
Get the Toilet Booking mug.Toilet paper is a thin paper substance that people use to wipe their booty
In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much
Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer
Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong
In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much
Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer
Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong
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