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toilet texting

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally toilet texting you."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted Fred earlier."
by TehAwesomeUD April 28, 2007
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toilet talk

The act of bailing out the water from a toilet in order to converse via the toilet pipes with inmates on another floor whilst incarcerated.
Inmate 1103 has crap and piss on his face cuz he's been toilet talking with inmate 3034
by Toastyghosty January 14, 2008
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trucker's toilet

A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.
With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.
by tuftskins November 30, 2009
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Schrodinger's Toilet

Schrodinger's Toilet refers to the uncertainty of whether a person you're talking to is on the toilet while you chat.
I was talking to Vitaly and I thought I heard a toilet flush, but without directly observing where he was I can't be certain if he was or wasn't in the bathroom, it was a complete Schrodinger's Toilet situation.
by Lostinservice March 5, 2011
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Toilet Cheese

The substance that builds up on the underside of the toilet seat and the part of the toilet bowl thats covered by the toilet seat. Substance consists off toilet water, urine, feces and pubic hairs.
You need to clean the bathroom, there's a large amount of toilet cheese build up.
by Flower the Skunk January 20, 2010
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Toilet Dog

(n) a particularly animated deposit in the commode.

- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful
Whew, I had too much to eat and drink last night; I dropped a toilet dog that nearly jumped up and bit my ass.
by Sczechuan Stan February 3, 2018
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toilet fluff

The debris left on the toilet seat from your ass crack that comes from your underwear.
Make sure you clean the toilet fluff off the seat when you are done.
by jeffyd September 6, 2007
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