Someone who has culinary, musical, and sexual prowess. Usually used to describe a sexy bitch who wont stop, even when they've had enough.
Damn, I just spent the night at my boyfriends house, we pulled a "Kirby Peach" all night.
Your mans good, but he's no "Kirby Peach"
Your mans good, but he's no "Kirby Peach"
by Mr.Peaches#1 September 9, 2010

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

An interdimensional god able to snap planets in half and assimilate anything or anyone within the pink puffball body he is given. Very easy to draw.
by A fellow degenerate September 5, 2022

When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!
My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.
by MangoBomber August 4, 2016

The prettiest most stunning girl ever. Kind. Can be an utter bitch when she wants to. Cries herself to sleep every night and has liked the same boy for ages.
by Slags and slugs May 28, 2020

A human being who's mere presence creates insecurities for every girl and their dog. A Bewildering person, they have an inconceivably vivacious personality, that never fails to illuminate their acquaintances lives. Their personality traits also include being tenacious, powerful, suave and perceptive, leading to both academic and sporting excellence. If you ever meet a Kirby approach with caution as they will make you hate yourself almost as much as you will come to love them.
by fghjkloiuytrf May 1, 2022

by Fortniteburgergang January 17, 2022
