Israel Swag

to show how much swag you have as an israeli (i'm not)
i may not be jewish, but i got dem "Israel Swag"
by Megster3000X February 06, 2025
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Israelitis

An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 20, 2024
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Palestine & Israel

2 Countries that have been going to war Since 1948
When will Palestine & Israel stop
by NorthBoy99 November 26, 2023
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Ben-Israel

People who have the last name Ben-Israel, tend to be heart warming people, who care for others, they struggle with many problems on the inside but still tend to be there when others need a shoulder to cry on. They are gorgeous and have the most amazing features but when they look in the mirror they can’t help but be filled with disgust. Look out for this person because when the world is ending, they’ll be running to find you and protect you.
Their last name is Ben-Israel.
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Israel Defense Forces

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, women and children are their favorite targets.
Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

Them? They commit genocide.
by jane doe 33445566 August 18, 2024
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Israel Defense Forces

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, women and children are their favorite targets.
Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

The Israel Defense Forces are committing genocide.
by jane doe 33445566 August 18, 2024
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