fuck tissues

Tissues kept in your vehicle for the sole purpose of cleaning up after sex.

Your welcome. Please don’t drip on my black seats. Grab the fuck tissues before you get off.

by JimmyRK October 20, 2018

Happy Tipsy

When you've gotten drunk off two glasses of wine and are feeling very happily attempting to convince people you're not drunk.

"Did you really just get drunk off two glasses of wine?"
"Noooooooo I'm just happy tipsy ;)"

by Stoudonym March 23, 2019

Pight Tussy

What you say when you want to say tight pussy, but you'll get in trouble if you do.

Yo, she has that Pight Tussy.

by ThunderShock057 May 20, 2019

Daddy Tissues

When dad has a grotesque amount of tissues.

My daddy has 235 packages of tissues, i call that Daddy Tissues

by Maxicat0 October 1, 2021

tripping over a tissue

According to the laws of physics and dynamics, it is impossible to trip on a tissue. The mass of the tissue is much less than the mass of a human and tripping on a tissue is practically impossible. Once again, tripping over a tissue is impossible.

Tripping over a tissue is impossible said Albert Einstein

by Turtlesareawesome #Turtles January 19, 2018

tussy

a tasty pussy

last night i licked this tussy until she came in my mouth

by MilaG December 20, 2009

Tipsy

When your not drunk yet, only buzzed.

Jj - Whoa, Dude, I can't even focus on my words.

Katy - Are you tipsy Jj?

Jj - Pfft, no. -falls over-

by Kazshari July 17, 2009