1. Hey dude, guys night out tonight!
2. Woo Hoo! Can I bring a hot babe?
1. No. That's why its called guys night out. Leave the tinder tots at home.
2. Who said I was talking about a girl? Wink wink.
1. So. Gay. Bro. You are officially uninvited.
2. Woo Hoo! Can I bring a hot babe?
1. No. That's why its called guys night out. Leave the tinder tots at home.
2. Who said I was talking about a girl? Wink wink.
1. So. Gay. Bro. You are officially uninvited.
by Dexh December 25, 2016
An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.
I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.
by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017
When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.
Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.
by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 19, 2017
i love stunning hot girls on tinder
by top g gamer 10 June 29, 2023
When you keep a tinder match (instead of unmatching) as a souvenir to remind you of a match that had once had potential -but now it's a conversation dead in the water.
by kama4q March 27, 2021
(n.) a person with whom one has matched on Tinder, but lives so far away that one could never hope to physically meet him or her.
Jim: Damn, did I show you this Brenda chick I matched with on Tinder? Look at those bewbs.
Tim: Check the mileage, bro, she's from Kentucky, you live in LA.
Jim: Oh, well...*screenshot*...Tinder Trophy.
Tim: Check the mileage, bro, she's from Kentucky, you live in LA.
Jim: Oh, well...*screenshot*...Tinder Trophy.
by brodobagginz December 15, 2015
When someone is so attractive you will pass over 200 people to choose them. Used like the KFC slogan.
They are tinder lookin' good
by Hijinkz001 September 13, 2016