A dumb guy who likes to poop his pants and use poop for hair gel. A strange man often named Derk or Mr. Derk or Derk Derk(name so nice you gotta say it twice) or Derek. Tim.
by TheQueefMaster September 02, 2018
A member of the audience of a podcast called Hello Internet. The hosts (Brady Haran and CGP Grey) refer to their listeners collectively as the Tims. The listeners refer to themselves, regardless of gender, as a Tim.
Any podcast related hijinks pulled off by a Tim is called Tim-foolery.
Any podcast related hijinks pulled off by a Tim is called Tim-foolery.
We are leaving a prize for any Tim who can find it.
Here's a picture of 2 Tims on the lions at Trafalgar Square.
I don't know which Tim edited that Wikipedia article but it's a classic example of Tim-foolery.
Here's a picture of 2 Tims on the lions at Trafalgar Square.
I don't know which Tim edited that Wikipedia article but it's a classic example of Tim-foolery.
by sjd0218 August 18, 2018
Acronym for trans-identified male. This is someone who is biologically male (with a Y chromosome and a normal non-mutated SRY gene) but who identifies as transgender. The vast majority of TIMs do not undergo vaginoplasty or other gender reassignment surgery and thus retain male genital organs, although they often take estrogen and/or undergo breast implants to attempt to appear more feminine.
by FuerzaEolica April 11, 2023
Tim works as a stoned paperboy by day and a stoned gas station clerk by night. He listens to rad music, and he has a really messy car. But it's okay because then you can just leave your garbage in there and not worry about it. He is a good friend who you can always be yourself around. He always knows how to make you laugh or cheer you up. His one flaw is that he farts on people's beds.
Emily: Hey, when is Mifflin this year?
Cindy: I dunno, but I bet there's gonna be lot of Tims there.
Emily: Really? Rock on. What iss your nom?
Cindy: I dunno, but I bet there's gonna be lot of Tims there.
Emily: Really? Rock on. What iss your nom?
by CindyEm January 27, 2013
A hot guy with an amazing body. He goes for every girl that moves and says the same shit to every girl. Hes a huge player, flirt, and cheater but no girl ever finds out. Tim tries to be sneaky but only the best girls find out what he does. Every girl ends up crying over Tim because he cant be trusted. Most girls friends warn her about messing with Tim but shes to hipnotized to listen. He tends to like and comment every girls picture that he sees. Hes a dirty lier and just isnt trustworthy atall. Tim is just simply a man whore who cant hold a relationship.
by Amycakesukme1hard23 April 09, 2010
An awkward deformed mutant that is probably an extremist in his Islamic Beliefs, sometimes Tims are Buddhists, but mostly they believe in brown smelly god. mostly stays home all day and plays video games and pretends to be cool. Even if he tries to be good looking by working out, He's still the ugliest guy on the block.
Tim
by ChrisHAHAHAHAyyyy June 15, 2011
Tim is the most dumas looking guy that when you look at him you will be too dum that you will have brane cancer, but you won't die you will live for 1 hour just looking at him and your brane will start to melt.
by Tim_sucks_dick November 09, 2019