A person that buys concert tickets and sells them on eBay for more than face value in order to make profit off other peoples misfortunes!
George: "This guy is selling Kings of Leon tickets for £200 each!!
Flash: "God damn it, what a ticket wanker"
Flash: "God damn it, what a ticket wanker"
by FL455H November 7, 2010
Get the Ticket Wanker mug.The act of trying to pick up girls when out on the town.
Used because the act of talking to unknown females more often than not looks like you are trying to sell them raffle tickets. Also the chances of taking one of them home are about the same as winning said raffle.
Used because the act of talking to unknown females more often than not looks like you are trying to sell them raffle tickets. Also the chances of taking one of them home are about the same as winning said raffle.
by Dunco October 24, 2005
Get the sellin tickets mug.will shag anything that moves...
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by baglady2713 June 4, 2009
Get the dirty ticket mug.The Click It Or Tickets are the most incredible girls ever to be on planet earth. The group consists of Erin and Kelly, who cannot be beaten by anyone, especially when paired with their close friends the Dashboard Divas. Unstoppable, amazingly cute and spontaineous, these girls are the best thing ever.
Girl 1: "Where are all the cute/hott/nice guys in our town?"
Girl 2: "I heard the Click It Or Tickets were in town!"
Girl 1: "omg what are we going to do? You can never compete with the Click It Or Tickets!"
Girl 2: "I wish I was a Click It Or Ticket."
Girl 1: "Me too, but we just aren't as cool as Erin and Kelly."
Girl 2: "I heard the Click It Or Tickets were in town!"
Girl 1: "omg what are we going to do? You can never compete with the Click It Or Tickets!"
Girl 2: "I wish I was a Click It Or Ticket."
Girl 1: "Me too, but we just aren't as cool as Erin and Kelly."
by Kerrinne February 18, 2009
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Popularized by Tom Waits in the song "Troubles Braids"
- Tom Waits (1988): "Another one I like is wolf tickets, which means bad news, as in someone who is bad news or generally insubordinate. In a sentence, you'd say, "Don't fuck with me, I'm passing out wolf tickets." Think it's either Baltimore Negro or turn-of-the-century railroad use." (Source: "Tom Waits 20 questions". Playboy magazine)
Tom Waits is one smooth wordsmith.
Also def 2
A Free Pass to a Lou Angelwolf Comedy Show.
If you have a WOLF Ticket it means you met Lou Angelwolf in person and he gave you a guest pass to one of his comedy shows.
Popularized by Tom Waits in the song "Troubles Braids"
- Tom Waits (1988): "Another one I like is wolf tickets, which means bad news, as in someone who is bad news or generally insubordinate. In a sentence, you'd say, "Don't fuck with me, I'm passing out wolf tickets." Think it's either Baltimore Negro or turn-of-the-century railroad use." (Source: "Tom Waits 20 questions". Playboy magazine)
Tom Waits is one smooth wordsmith.
Also def 2
A Free Pass to a Lou Angelwolf Comedy Show.
If you have a WOLF Ticket it means you met Lou Angelwolf in person and he gave you a guest pass to one of his comedy shows.
On the outskirts of the rowdy crowd was a drunken biker passing out WOLF TICKETS to the passing college boys.
by central scrutinizer the sequel June 24, 2009
Get the wolf tickets mug.Ticket Nazis (or Transit Officers)are people who work for City RAil and walk around all day checking tickets, making sure that you do not have your feet on the seat infront of you or getting drunk on the train after work. They generaly walk together in packs of 2-10 in grey uniforms with knight sticks, guns, pepper spray, hand cuffs, pens and infringement book, steel capped boots to kick small children and old ladys with and have very good eye sight that can spot clevage from 3 train cars away. They are often sexist and will not fine someone if they have boobs.
Example conversation-1-"God damn its the Ticket Nazis. Have you got a ticket Dude"?
"Fuck I dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. Do you think I'll get a fine"?
"Yeah dude Ticket Nazis are fucking scumbag assholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. They hold massive grudges and are out for blood. I bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city Rail platform without a ticket".
Example conversation-2-"Hey that Ticket Nazi is looking at my girls tits! What a fucking sexist prick!"
"Fuck I dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. Do you think I'll get a fine"?
"Yeah dude Ticket Nazis are fucking scumbag assholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. They hold massive grudges and are out for blood. I bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city Rail platform without a ticket".
Example conversation-2-"Hey that Ticket Nazi is looking at my girls tits! What a fucking sexist prick!"
by Reichsführer Jacemon September 17, 2008
Get the Ticket Nazi mug.(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.
e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.
by Barely Managing February 13, 2023
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