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I beg her for the reverse rusty trombone
I beg her for the reverse rusty trombone
by slimbeau April 21, 2017
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Dude, I can’t believe the Cubs fucking demoted me to AAA. I’m gonna take Sheila out to do a Des Moines Trombone tonight!
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A sexual act involving two partners (at least one male) in the 69 position. One partner works the male partner's penis like a trombone, while blowing into his ass, like a trombone.
by eMeS September 26, 2003
Get the jamaican trombone mug.it was fucking sick when jill gave andre a rusty trumbone and he took a shit in her face and splooshed in her hand
by zak k. June 9, 2003
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by Pussy ripper December 18, 2010
Get the Tromboner mug.Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job. Just like a rusty trombone but with bloody hemmoroids
My girlfriend wanted to give me a rusty trombone but was surprised when she looked like a vampire when she was finished. I laughed and told her it was a bloody trombone.
by Ibestew2 August 19, 2009
Get the Bloody Trombone mug.when you fuck a girl in the ass and then jizz but keep on fucking her when you pull out your dick it looks like a rusty trombone.
by lkjhhjkl January 2, 2010
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