An Ink Thief is someone who steals pens from shops, banks, and supermarkets for their own personal use. Ink Thieves show no regard for the person who supplied the pens, and just use them for their own enjoyment. Be wary if one of your friends (if you have friends, that is) is an Ink Thief, and if so, don't let them come within a 20 foot radius of any pens in your house.
Person 1: "Hey, John stole my pen!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he stole some pens when I went with him to the bank. That darn Ink Thief"
Person 2: "Yeah, he stole some pens when I went with him to the bank. That darn Ink Thief"
by evencoolerguy January 27, 2021
Get the Ink Thiefmug. A guy who keeps moving around a room where a joint is being passed and intercepts it in order to get more than his fair share of the hits.
Can be twice as bad if he Bogarts as well.
Can be twice as bad if he Bogarts as well.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
Get the toke thiefmug. Job-thief,
Taking a job vacancy away from someon who needs it.
keeping a job you don't need.
Working beyond retirement for no reason.
When a person has a job beyond retirement age for no financial reasons.
Somebody who works who doesn't need to, creating less employment for people who need it.
Taking a job vacancy away from someon who needs it.
keeping a job you don't need.
Working beyond retirement for no reason.
When a person has a job beyond retirement age for no financial reasons.
Somebody who works who doesn't need to, creating less employment for people who need it.
Joe, I'd love get a job at "employer" so I can get off benefits and make something of my life, but there's never any vacancies.
Simone, Fred should have retired 18 years ago, all he does is moan about the job and doesn't need the money. He's such a job-thief.
Simone, Fred should have retired 18 years ago, all he does is moan about the job and doesn't need the money. He's such a job-thief.
by David79JW August 29, 2023
Get the job-thiefmug. I was dancing with that guy, but when he started creeping me out I left, and then my friend swept in while I was going to the bathroom!
What a Sausage Thief!
What a Sausage Thief!
by ThisPostWasNotMadeByNico November 3, 2010
Get the Sausage Thiefmug. when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.
by maeskyzie November 7, 2023
Get the Bacon Thiefmug. An individual who comes into a conversation and (Uncleverly) lays claim to all that was said. Like they brought all the information everyone was just discussing as their own. and worse?.....Believes that it were their own. this also can border line the grotesque acts of the "Conversation Vampire"!!!
Two people are standing there talking and a third person comes into the conversation, the third person nods head and agrees and within seconds begins to repeat what was said as it was their own idea, this is a "Conversation Thief". For it is obvious from the rest of the partakers in conversation that this individual lacks his or her own opinion, ideas, etc.
by Stevjean February 11, 2014
Get the Conversation Thiefmug. A old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don't give a damn about anything but themselves.
Robber : HA look at this diamond rolex i just stole. I will be able to afford angels dust forever now!
Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.
Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.
Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.
Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.
by tcowguy November 19, 2012
Get the Classic Thiefmug.