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theft

theft stole the vote - nike store in new york was targeted by theft - dominion is the god of theft
by Mikeobamajockstrap2021 January 12, 2021
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Nut theft auto

The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.
I will be right back gang! im going to nut theft auto
by smarttard December 22, 2023
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Grand Theft Auto

A great video game who actually is a cynical critic of American society
by RyoMasterSan March 13, 2020
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theft of free will

When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.

- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
Im going to do laundry

“Hey can you do some laundry?”

“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024
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Theft

A type of crime where an individual takes it upon himself to unlawfully borrow expensive jewelry narcotics and other improvisions, also check out (galen) the worlds best conman
My g****** m*********** h** of a c**** was caught stealing s*** from my b****** of a sons home last night, theft ass
by MrInfo August 6, 2019
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Service Theft

When the provider of a service uses the money customers pay to support the service to fund unrelated expenses.
Planet Fitness commits service theft when instead of using black card member fees to properly maintain tanning beds they use it to fund a program that allows children to overcrowd the gym free of charge during peak hours.
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