Virtual Murder Therapy

The act of killing virtual enemies (humanoid or otherwise) in a video game as a means of relieving stress. Does not necessarily indicate violent tendencies in the practicioner. Abbreviated VMT.

I'm playing some Call of Duty. It was a rough day and I need some virtual murder therapy.

by Sulagar May 3, 2011

Virtual Blue Ball

when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.

Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.

by i<3eg May 21, 2009

Virtual Civil War

When polarized people continue to fight even after election or referendum results have come in.

Virtual civil wars continue to be waged on social media since Brexit and Donald Trump’s victory more than two years ago.

by MathPlus January 10, 2019

VIRTUAL BODY FUCK

A Virtual Body Fuck (VBF) consists of one humanoid animal taking advantage of a human being by using whatever means necessary up to and including narcissistic behavior to get something from or something done by another person. The result is a virtual new hole in the victim's body due to a Virtual Body Fuck.

Virgina Cox really asked for a Virtual Body Fuck VBF)) when she let Richard Johnson back into her life; I mean pants, whoops I mean bedroom.

by Dr. Real Nasty February 7, 2023

Virtual Train Tracks

A euphemism for automatic bus guidance that makes a guided bus project sound more impressive than it actually is.
(= trackless train)

China recently unveiled the world's first train on virtual train tracks.

by lagcom2000 March 28, 2023

virtual pub crawl

When Rona 2020 ruins all your plans, so you take matters into your own hands and have all your friends join together on video to travel around each room in your house which is treated like a different bar. Name each bar/room according to your theme (i.e., Elf’s Alehouse a.k.a. The guest bedroom) 2 drink limit per pub to set yourself up for the best hangover while being together, apart, in the spirit of social distancing. The best part is no uber required!

The Scoota gang is dressed like a Christmas tree in the Elf’s Alehouse on their virtual pub crawl this weekend. #sweaterweatherisbettertogetherapart

by Scootmagoot April 4, 2020

virtual burn book

referring to the movie "mean girls". the burn book is a book where the main characters page pictures of their classmates and roast the shit out of them with snarky comments or by accusing them of doing weird things. a virtual burn book is a group message in which the girls (or boys) in it spend most of their time sending pictures of other people and gossiping.

-conversation from the virtual burn book-
friend 1- *sends a picture of another girl*
friend 2- Holy crust... she's so trashy.

friend 3- I heard she gave Jake an STD.

by okyeano July 18, 2017