sack steamer

When a male farts, and the fart travels through his gooch, and then upwards towards his balls. Thus giving him a disgustingly warm and smelly sensation.

Guy 1: Dude, I was sitting down in class and couldn't hold it in my fart anymore so I ended up farting and it gave me a sack steamer.

Guy 2: Ugh man, those feel so warm yet so gross.

by Oupsa March 02, 2014

moscow steamer

When you take a steamed bagel and shove it up your asshole later to be consumed through the butthole by a consenting partner.

I got fucked up last night and had a Moscow steamer with these 3 dimes.

by Dmanz345 April 21, 2019

ullswater steamer

A cleveland steamer but performed in the Lake District, UK.
The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

Managed to get an Ullswater steamer on our lass last night eh lad

by jizzytissues July 01, 2018

dallas steamer

The act of riding your partner like a horse, or a bull, while taking a shit on their back.

After a long day at the rodeo, Jim headed home to give his wife a Dallas Steamer.

by Nubstars September 22, 2013

The Real Steamer

The Real Steamer is a floor and furniture cleaning company formed in 2018 in Springfield, MA. They are famous for their satisfying carpet cleaning videos seen on Facebook.

I had The Real Steamer clean my carpets and looked and smelled like new again!

by The Real Steamer October 01, 2020

OCD Steamer

When you take a shit on your girlfriend's chest but must make sure that it's in an absolutely straight line.

That was a beautiful OCD steamer, dude. You couldn't have landed a plane any straighter, bra!

by TPF_Benny April 25, 2010

Cleaveland Steamer

The so-called erotic act of deficating on one's partner.

Rod left a cleaveland Steamer on Veronica's chest.

by Our21stzen February 13, 2003