herpie slurpee

1- Tame definition: A convenience store/gas station-made beverage using multiple flavours of slush to make a disgusting drink.

2- Slang term: Going down on a known-slut.
(1)"Awe crap! I made a herpie slurpee again."

(1 & 2)"Dayum that's so gross, I think it's a herpie slurpee."

(2)"I've never seen anything quite like that herpie slurpee... The smell was unbearable."
by Hiptochromniack July 3, 2014
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hillbilly slurpee

When a man has a lip of tobacco in his mouth while part taking on sexual activities. The man then spits his dip spit into the partners asshole then licking it back up while giving a rimjob.
"Hey Dave how was sex last night!"

"It was great! I was with my girl and I tried a hillbilly slurpee"
by Hockeystar25 July 11, 2016
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Takiton Slurpee

When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.

Takiton Slurpee.
Hey Brad, I was licking your mommas taint but then gave her a Takiton Slurpee.
by jøkull March 13, 2023
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Slurpee DJ

Girl getting a rimjob and a bean flick at the same time from the same person.
Person 1: Laura got the Slurpee DJ from Chad last night, so jelly.
Person 2: Fair dinkum?
by Yuriality July 9, 2021
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Turkey slurpee

Is defined As an after Thanksgiving blow job or she sounds like a turkey gobbling while giving a blow job
Hey baby after Thanksgiving dinner you wanna head into the room for a turkey slurpee
by Queenmisery July 23, 2024
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Slurpee

The female equivalent of receiving a "blowjob" or head.
"Jenine girl go get yourself a slurpee you deserve it"
by The genius johnson February 25, 2022
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Slurpee

When one man cums in a girl and another sucks it out. Also known as people named Matt Richard’s.
Matt Richard’s loves giving slurpees.
by Matt Richard’s September 4, 2025
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