MITT

Mark Is Totally Tubular

Me: See that guy Mark?
Katie: Yeah. What about him?
Me: He's totally tubular. MITT
Katie: Well put. MITT indeed.

by mitt September 9, 2012

Dick Mitt

A minx of a vagina.

I'm 150 lbs and I can catch a dong whenever I want with this hot dick mitt.

by Vshizzle July 12, 2015

Love mitt

A vagina or something referencing to a vagina

Xander said to Tyrease "Put it right in my love mitt!"

by [e-mail] May 20, 2016

Mitt Romney

The most intelligent president in Manosphere history, serving as the POTM from 2012-2016, and 2024-2028. He was born in 1994 and was the youngest president elect in history, being 17 on his first inauguration on January 20, 2012. He was very notable for being unfiltered and far right. As of 2025 he is 31 years old and currently in office until January 20, 2028.

Mitt Romney is the greatest president the manosphere ever had.

by catsand07 July 28, 2025

Mitt Cheerful

A person who has a lot of exaggerated swagger. He has a super cool YouTube channel full of super cool videos. He is definitely NOT a fucking virgin and he does NOT have a receding hairline at the age of 18.

Person 1: Do you know who Mitt Cheerful is?
Person 2: Yeah! He's so cool! I heard he doesn't have a receding hairline.

by Mitt Cheerful January 29, 2021

skin mitt

The anus of a person receiving anal penetration, analagous to a catcher's mitt receiving pitched balls in baseball.

Bubba gave it to Steve in the ol' skin mitt in the showers just now.

by Bob-Smiley May 3, 2011

poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023