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bonk bros

the plural definition of bonk including two bros fucking each other. in the act of bonking, bros will usually moan the lyrics to everytime we touch by cascada, into the ear of their bro.
“hey do you know miguel?”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
by paeu January 31, 2020
mugGet the bonk brosmug.

BONK

terrible at any video game he plays and nothing compared to a deeper
"Dude how are you 3 - 43 good god quit playing like a bonk."
by THE GREAT DEET August 13, 2019
mugGet the BONKmug.

Bonk Choy

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that punches zombies at close-range combat, but deals a lot of damage but has some weaknesses.
"Bonk Choy + a defensive plant like Wall-nut can pretty much handle a Buckethead Zombie before the Wall-nut gets destroyed."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
mugGet the Bonk Choymug.

bonk

i aint smokin no bonk
by anonymous April 22, 2022
mugGet the bonkmug.

Nipple Bonking

Nipple bonking is what happens during sex if people's nipples touch, rub, or generally bonk into each other.
"I loved that my transbian partner and I are often nipple bonking during sex!"
by Finslayyy February 14, 2024
mugGet the Nipple Bonkingmug.

Bonk Mission

When someone ask you to go get something that’s no longer there or don’t even exsist
Wow i didn’t expect Lola to send me on a bonk mission
by Dorlock October 16, 2020
mugGet the Bonk Missionmug.

BONK!

To hug or to be hugged
by Wolffame April 30, 2021
mugGet the BONK!mug.

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