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california blender

The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex
Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later
by Jack inoff May 26, 2019
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blender in cock!

Why,jimmy is a blender in cock!
by Wilierfredboi October 28, 2019
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blender bollocks

blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software
example 1 :

I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you

example 2 :
***** - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...

****** Someone said cocks?

***** - Cabbage

**** - What is wrong with these people smh my head

*********** Oh hi ****, i just wanted to say i love you so much, you and *** are so talented
by blender stan May 21, 2024
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blender boy

by urmum.cuMm June 1, 2018
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Blender

Noun: An extended period of heavy partying fueled by copious amounts of cocaine.

Etymology: The term "blender" is created as a contraction of the words "blow" and "bender".
We might not hear from Charlie until Friday, he's currently sleeping off a 5-day blender.
by Hooked on Robonix December 4, 2023
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Bed Blender

When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!
by Lalal Poopy 👖 April 3, 2024
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blender

I STUCK MY DICK IN TO IT!!!!!!!!
omg he stuck is dick in to a blender
by nutsuckerrioueyiugharuhefahlua January 17, 2022
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