Sheffield bidet

The act of washing one’s arse in a puddle after taking a shit outside.

Ashley did a Sheffield bidet after shitting in a car park.

by Mrs Miggins September 10, 2024

Golden Bidet

"Golden Bidet" When one party (in a sexual encounter) Urinates on another's anus to clean them after they have defecated.

A Golden Bidet should clean this up nicely.

by Thirty-seconds January 4, 2024

Skibidi Bidet

A version of the popular meme among mostly gen alpha "skibidi toilet" except it sprays water at you

Brr skibidi Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet yes yes
im so sorry for writing that

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

To bidet

A sexual act in which one person lies on the bed with a mouthful of water while the partner places their anus on top of the mouth. The partner on the bed then squirts water up at the anus, cleaning it and providing maximum pleasure

"my anus was pretty dirty the other day, so I got Stacy to bidet me, it was glorious"

by Peter bidet February 4, 2019

american bidet

Getting a dog to lick ones butthole after going number two.

My colleague Josh trained his labrador to give him an American bidet--- god damn, you should see how happy the dog is afterwards.

by Khalfani Lisimba April 19, 2018

trashy bidet

When you take a shit so big and dense that the toilet water splashes up onto your ass hole.

Dude, I took a shit so big I got a trashy bidet.

by Bidet boss October 12, 2017

The Bidet

When you spread a girls ass cheeks apart and piss on her butthole

“Yeah I gave Mary the bidet last night”

by BigBasstard August 7, 2023