*Jerry hops into the shower * why is the shower motor so loud? *the motor proceeds to explode. Killing jerry* a shower motor may kill you. Jkjkjk or am I?
by fallboygo July 2, 2022
Get the A shower motormug. Shower Hands - Adj
Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.
Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.
Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands
Guy 2: Sucks bro
Guy 2: Sucks bro
by Samael86 February 28, 2014
Get the Shower Handsmug. When a person is taking a shower and proceeds to shit down the drain until the shower floods with brown water.
by Sexybeast1948 June 18, 2019
Get the shower soupmug. The act of doing various leg workouts in a hot shower. This is usually done by jumpers who want to gain leg strength. Typically, you wash your face, do a series of calf raises, wash your hair, do a series of calf raises, wash your body, do a series of calf raises, and so on. The heat from the shower relaxes the muscles and works them out better than outside of a shower.
"You going to jump 6' 4" this year, man?"
"Hopefully, I've been taking jumper showers every night for a month now."
"Hopefully, I've been taking jumper showers every night for a month now."
by Black Nate October 8, 2007
Get the jumper showermug. When a Chaldean person dumps an entire bottle of Tommy Hilfiger, Nautica, or Polo cologne on themself before going out, so as to not have to shower on a daily basis.
by Phil Accio February 20, 2009
Get the Chaldean Showermug. An incredibly stupid phrase meaning 'brainstorm' which no-one uses and very few people have even heard of.
The word 'brainstorm' was not banned from UK schools you idiots. It was deemed offensive to epileptics by ONE local council who opted not to use it in their public discourse in favour of the term 'thought shower'. This was ridiculed by everyone everywhere, including epileptics, for being so stupid that even the Flat Earth Society and the Super Sweet 16 fanclub pointed and laughed.
The phrase, while rarely used, is still highly reactive to the point where it reduces the IQ of both speaker and listener whenever used.
The word 'brainstorm' was not banned from UK schools you idiots. It was deemed offensive to epileptics by ONE local council who opted not to use it in their public discourse in favour of the term 'thought shower'. This was ridiculed by everyone everywhere, including epileptics, for being so stupid that even the Flat Earth Society and the Super Sweet 16 fanclub pointed and laughed.
The phrase, while rarely used, is still highly reactive to the point where it reduces the IQ of both speaker and listener whenever used.
Politician: We'll be having a thought shower tomorrow.
Normal person: Damn, I think I just got dumber.
Normal person: Damn, I think I just got dumber.
by PulpFictional September 2, 2010
Get the thought showermug. A shower that takes place over an extended period of time. This longer shower is usually for the purpose of masturbation. Masturbation during a long shower is extremely convenient, because the person taking the long shower has lubricants ready, it is harder to be heard under the sound of the water, and the cleanup process practically takes care of itself.
by banefuck March 5, 2010
Get the Long Showermug.