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television programs, magazines, books, etc. that are regarded as emphasizing the sensuous or sensational aspects of a nonsexual subject and stimulating a compulsive interest in their audience. Sometimes por·no pawr-noh . pornography; sexually explicit videos, photographs, writings, or the like, produced to elicit sexual arousal (often used attributively):
arrested for selling porn;
a porn star;
porn films.
television shows, articles, photographs, etc., thought to cater to an excessive, irresistible desire for or interest in something:
a magazine filled with enticing food porn; an addiction to real-estate porn.
hardcore porn"
by Pornisfuckinghot February 21, 2023
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stop looking for porn take your horny ass to a church and get tuned on by the sweet sex of our lord jesus christ
god bless
ugg some twat is not letting me beat my meat to some porn
by thatbisexualtwat November 20, 2020
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a fucking disgusting idea where some blonde, big boobed whores fake everything, grow up you perverts, any idea how shit it can make a woman feel about herself? and for those of you who say find a woman that will do more, who says woman HAVE to satisfy ur needs? god's sakes. the world is full of posers and whores and perverts, you are all sick and twisted!
Random asshole: "I beat my meat like it owes me money, oh yes i watch porn it so sexy and manly!"

Me: uh huh.......you are a moron with no inner....or outer pulchritude!
by Lukoi-Lupa June 30, 2006
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The reason you got a computer in the first place.
Lee: Hey Tim, look at these twins I've found! This porn thing keeps getting better.
Tim: Ohh my God, I've got to get a computer.
by Ason McG June 30, 2010
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One of the best things that God gave to the Earth.
Eddie and I watched some really good porn today.
by Cummy worm February 22, 2011
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Kiddo: Dad, can we play outside?
Dad: No son, I’m doing something
Kiddo: *sad noises* Ik ur watching porn
by ThisIsFun_Lmao November 1, 2020
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The one thing that makes life worth living, along with sex, drugs, alcohol, and entertainment. Finding the porn that you prefer is like trying to choose a favorite fine wine, there is the hardcore porn with penetration usually, and softcore porn with usually stripping, and sometimes even educational. The location where one usually jacks off after watching porn is the bathroom. There is also homosexual porn, which is for the guys on the "dark side" of the sexual orientation, and lesbian porn, which is, despite disagreement, for both guys and girls (who are lesbian, no doubt,) as well. Most countries have laws for pornography and usually you can only watch it when you are under 18, but who gives a fuck?
I don't need porn, because I have a girlfriend to do that stuff for me!
by some random fart knocker March 26, 2010
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