Mad Pooper

An individual, usually unknown, who defecates in improper places, especially when the discovery of the evidence is an unpleasant surprise.

"When Mr. Jenkins reached into his desk for the hall pass, he discovered that the Mad Pooper had struck again. The whole school heard the scream."

by MrClarke2014 April 15, 2014

pooper scooper

Used in place of "Oh, shit." especially when trying not to curse.

"I lost my car keys. Oh, Pooper Scooper."

by Steve December 22, 2003

donut pooper

a homosexual male who deficates rings of poop after being ram-rodded in the butt by his partner.

Who is donut pooper that keeps leaving those hollow turds in the toilet?

by the_dude August 15, 2006

Super pooper

name used to describe a full curvy ass

Holly has the hottest super pooper ive ever had my hands on.

by Sexdrivehigh November 17, 2010

phantom pooper

When an individual gets so drunk that he/she shits in a place besides the toilet, but no one remembers who, why, or when.

becky: "hey, what's that smell?"
rachel: "i think the phantom pooper has returned..."

by orangutanlover804x September 9, 2011

droopy pooper

a girl or guy who has too much butt sex

after having 10 guys train your ass hole, you must have a droopy pooper

by Hells Wrath February 4, 2009

slow pooper

Slow pooper steals bathroom stalls when you really have to go. Slow poopers can sits on toilet for extended period of time up to an hour.
Slow poopers cause alot of pain in the nation, buy stealing bathroom stalls and making people hold the wastes in.

O shit them wings didnt agree with me. I gotta go to the bathroom now, damn slow pooper is in the way.

I got to pee i got to pee, faaaaaaaaaaaak, slow pooper is in the way.

by superguuy November 19, 2013