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Slow pooper steals bathroom stalls when you really have to go. Slow poopers can sits on toilet for extended period of time up to an hour.
Slow poopers cause alot of pain in the nation, buy stealing bathroom stalls and making people hold the wastes in.
O shit them wings didnt agree with me. I gotta go to the bathroom now, damn slow pooper is in the way.

I got to pee i got to pee, faaaaaaaaaaaak, slow pooper is in the way.
by superguuy November 18, 2013
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