Paddy Martin

Paddy Martin is a man with class

He often gets called sparkles by his significant other as they find it amusing and love to giggle together over the hilarious nickname

Although simpy boy paddy seems like a monster he is Usually tall with a squishy face and very lovable

Paddy is also a fried heure and does not have many friends
Omg what a sparkly lanky simpy bastard paddy Martin
by Sparkle paddy February 28, 2022
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Paddy no daddy

I’m feeling horny might pull a paddy no daddy
by Patlad April 10, 2021
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Duck-paddy

A broke guy or girl with nothing to offer but sex.
"Elaine, where are the ballas? There's just a bunch of duck-paddy ass dudes in here."
by mocha_madness March 01, 2015
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Rice Paddy Hat

Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.
Tommy's head all but disappeared under Jenny's profound rice paddy hat.
by Mitch Rosier August 06, 2019
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paddy cunt

Paddy cunt is the name of a person or friend who is named Ben and is a cunt
Jack thirkill “Ben is such a paddy cunt”
Will Boyle “I thought I was a paddy cunt”
Jack thirkill “ how can you be a paddy cunt when your names will”
by Pajeesh273839 May 18, 2023
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Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.
Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points
by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 29, 2021
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Doing a paddy

Someone who goes after taken women where they have met the woman’s partner.
Have you met John? NO?!

He slept with my mate Jakes girlfriend last night. He was doing a paddy
by Tomsanders97 October 28, 2022
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