the act of putting your fingers into a woman when she is wearing a tampon, jamming the gunpowder into the barrel
last night harrison was guilty of loading the musket unaware of emma’s circumstances. (blood was drawn)
by anonymous August 10, 2024
Get the Loading the Musketmug. Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.
Be sure to keep your receipt s
Be sure to keep your receipt s
Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.
Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.
You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.
Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.
You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.
Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
by Rev Modé February 2, 2022
Get the Value s musket loadermug. Just like the original Montana musket loader but with an added twist. You need 5 Man Dimes to perform this feat. One to be loaded and 4 to do the loading. Each of the 4 loaders puts the Copenhagen in their mouths while the recipient gets on all fours, ass up. All 4 Dimes at once spits the tobacco on the brown eye and stuffs it in as far as they can with all 4 cocks at once.
Man, Mitch got fucked up last night. He let all four of us give him the quadruple Mitchell musket loader then he blew it all out on the wall and passed out!
by Dr. Dangler February 10, 2021
Get the Quadruple Mitchell Musket Loadermug. "What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013
Get the firing the flesh musketmug. When you put gunpowder down your urethra with a ramrod and ejaculate, launching the gunpowder all over the girl's face.
person 1: I feel like musketeer
person 2: you are 400 years late buddy
person 1: no you fucking idiot, I ejaculated gunpowder over her face. you know "THE MUSKETEER"
person 2: you are 400 years late buddy
person 1: no you fucking idiot, I ejaculated gunpowder over her face. you know "THE MUSKETEER"
by JimmyLongson February 6, 2020
Get the The musketeermug. Tara was walking like John Wayne and reading encyclopedias cover to cover. She must have done an Oakdale Musket
by Gossip Gary November 21, 2019
Get the Oakdale Musketmug. The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.
Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7
by Real life hacks November 10, 2025
Get the Meat Musketmug.