a term used to define a young child like penis, that has a length of the maximum 2 inches. however, this penis can be 3 inches when erect. usually white jewish kids have this, but it can occur to Blackie Chans, and many other types of china like people. the mini missile usually squirts 1 gram of sperm every ejaclation
Whoah, Corey,i didn't know you have a mini missile, that is so hot.
Is that a tooth pick or your mini misslile?
Is that a tooth pick or your mini misslile?
by Jacob "the jeweler" JD January 14, 2005
Get the mini missilemug. When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" :0
During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.
by MafiosoMasterpiece December 5, 2010
Get the Italian Meat Missilemug. Large penis. The 3M.
She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.
by Gar Grim May 4, 2018
Get the Monster Meat Missilemug. Brian is such a North Korean missile. He's always striving for an A+, but he never remembers to hand in his assignments.
by Over the Hll April 19, 2009
Get the North Korean Missilemug. When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.
We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.
by x BILKO x September 7, 2016
Get the Kentucky Meat Missilemug. by www.fulep.com April 19, 2004
Get the cruise missilemug. by ytreffaL naneiK April 29, 2015
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug.