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Kevin

A fake ass bitch who can’t take jokes. Has no humor and makes incredibly dry conversation. Leaves you on read and heavily favors people. Can be extremely petty when provoked. One of those people who wears the same exact thing everyday. Named after a fucking minion haha what a loser!!
I can’t believe Kevin would cheat on his fiancée.
by Larry from the veggie tales December 4, 2018
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Kevin

Extremely small penis. Gets no bitches and is probably married to a girl named Melissa. He is also friends with Cbass and Cbass is gay so therefore Kevin is gay
by KevinatorCanada TTV January 17, 2020
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Kevin

The person at the lunch table who has so much food and doesn’t share any of it. they usually get picked on by the group and the result is there food being stolen.
FUCKING KEVIN, he has 10 sandwiches and won’t give me one. What a fatass.
by gay iguana January 29, 2020
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Kevin

Damn it, Kevin. This is the second time you ate my lunch.
by ByteofBacon May 20, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is a good guy with great intentions but he lets his emotions get the best of him. He is a very VERY sensitive little boy and he needs lots of love and affection to make him feel happy. He gets hurt very easily but always tells you hes alright even if you know hes lying. Sometimes when you feel like everything is going ok Kevin comes along and ruins it but you know you cant say anything because you dont want to hurt his heart.
Whats wrong with Kevin?

Oh hes just a lil sensitive
by Lil old ladies loving me September 30, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin will always be a Kevin.
by HellaFactsBro June 8, 2019
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Kevin

Is a little bitch, has ugly ass blonde hair, walks around think he is the shit and he is in fact not; Kevin likes to sucks lots of dick and finger his own asshole; Kevin has daddy’s money and drives and ugly ass Chevy; Kevin also likes to date girls with the same last name like he’s from Alabama
I love Kevin can’t wait to marry him and adopt kids because we’re gay
by PussySlAyEr20182 September 29, 2019
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