A pair of ears which are big, much like Dumbo, that if grabbed would aid in the repetitive motion used in a fellatio. Usually these ears are attached to a brown bagger, butterface, or ugly woman, some attractive woman have them, especially if the ears in question are very large.
by Jamamoba October 28, 2010

*pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang
*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.
Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang
*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.
Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.
by Cassandra Sherlock July 22, 2008

by Hugleit December 3, 2014

by hand job January 21, 2004

The handle of a dickmop.
by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

by miss crazy sexy cool August 21, 2003

a pan handle is simply an erect penis, nuff said.
(also known as; cock, tickle stick, pink canoe, frankfurter, meat, dogs tail, milksnake, etc. I could go on)
(also known as; cock, tickle stick, pink canoe, frankfurter, meat, dogs tail, milksnake, etc. I could go on)
"wheres george, i wish he wud leave the pan handle alone"
"man thats a man of a pan handle u got there, ya would find those kind where i come from coz i'm from texas"
"man thats a man of a pan handle u got there, ya would find those kind where i come from coz i'm from texas"
by the vall meister December 8, 2004
