avant guard

1 The leading edge of an army the very front
2 The cutting edge of popular arts and culture

MTV used to be so avant gaurd. Now they are has beens. Go back to 24/7 videos.

by No use for a name August 27, 2005

car guard

A derogatory term for a person that looks like he dresses poorly, or any other trait that is similar to a car guard. It is also an insulting term even if the person it is directed to resembles nothing of a car guard.

Your Mother's a card guard.

by vinniepaz June 20, 2005

Rash Guard

A thin shirt made out of a stretchy material worn by surfers. It is worn on the upper body to protect from reef rash.

Brian wore a Rash Guard after that big hit he took last month and tore up his back.

by Andrea May 6, 2005

guard mentality

Guard mentality is the mentality of a person on a defense oriented state of mind. He (or she) interprets sentances stated towards the person in a negative or insulting manner.

Dude that guy there has a total guard mentality

by Operator May 13, 2004

Tard Guard

(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.

-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"
-"what a retard!"

by johnsonraymenhymen August 3, 2009

irish guards

not irish at all,its a regiment of the british army made up mostly of protestants from the north of ireland and english/scots/welsh. they are offensive and nothing to do with ireland see irish rangers every st paddys day they march before their beloved fuckin queen of england with their regimental mascot a wolfhound and recieve shamrocks from their queen!.

irish guards bastards aint irish at all.

by da origanal playa June 11, 2006

Changing of the Guard

The few sacred moments one has to defecate between customers entering or exiting a public bathroom.

"Yo Richard, did you drop heat in the bathroom earlier and then not flush afterward?"

"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."

by Rich Fecal July 11, 2016