Flapjack

Corporate cocktwaddle used by lower middle management in a passive aggressive manner, trying to convey an image of bringing ideas together - generally talking shite using words they don’t understand but have overheard whilst thrapping one out in the bogs.

Lets flapjack the shit out of that idea!!! If you don’t lay an egg on it by close of play your cock is on the block!!!

by William Large Balls July 5, 2018

flapjack

Another term for a pancake. Pancakes are flat, round cakes made from a batter that typically includes flour, eggs, milk, and a leavening agent such as baking powder. They are cooked on a griddle or frying pan and served with toppings such as butter, syrup, fruit, or powdered sugar.

Person 1: What do you think of IHOP?
Person 2: Their flapjacks are pretty good.

by scugtunker May 29, 2024

Flapjacking

Female teabagging

My bird was Flapjacking me last night

by Aslan101 May 15, 2016

flapjack ass

Big booty.

"Damn she got a flapjack ass."

by noreh April 25, 2016

Flapjack Nipples

Large pancake like Arreola similar to pepperoni nipples or salami nipples...

She had an amazing looking pair of tits with her shirt on but when she took off her top i realized they were 90% flapjack nipples...

Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...

by RichardForedaze April 11, 2021

Flipping the flapjacks on the Oyster

When a lesbian grandma slaps her boobs on the vagina of another female then flips it over

"Margaret was flipping the flapjacks on the oyster good last night"

"I am going to be flipping the flapjacks on the oyster with Elinor tonight"

by I just said something stupid September 30, 2017

FlapJack

FlapJack (Flapjacking);
A FlapJack is a term used for when a woman places her labia majora (Flaps) on ones person, i.e; forehead, in a quick, swift dunking type of manner.

Female equivalent to "Teabagging."

"Oh yeah girl, I FlapJacked the shit out of him last night, he looked like he'd been run over by a giant snail"

by Hayhog May 27, 2025