under-the-desk incentive

the act of furthering your career by engaging in an inappropriate act with your manager or boss.
Chuck was planning on firing Sally until she unzipped his pants and gave him an under-the-desk incentive. She not only kept her job, she also got a raise.
by Chase Smith January 23, 2007
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Desk-pop

Having a boner under a desk.
She passed by, then I had a desk-pop.
by Zehrung February 23, 2016
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monkey desk

A really messed up interior design.. referencing the very scary "monkey desk" that Ty designed and Frank allowed on Trading Spaces.
I like your house and all, but that orange chair reminds me of a monkey desk.
by Neffy August 20, 2003
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Desk Job

Any sexual act involving or including a desk. In a desk job, the desk is more than likely to be in the dominant position. One common occurrence during desk jobs is having orgies whereas each table leg serves as a cock. Fun for 4!
P1: I'm having a desk job, wanna join?

P2: Nah. I just blew two legs. But make sure you cum into the drawer!
by KhalifJ6181995 April 29, 2016
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Help Desk Supervisor

a person who fixes issues that others cant. a magical person who knows all, and knows how to fix almost everthing. Truly magnificent, and impossible to live without
"Miranda is the best Help Desk Supervisor in the land, she fixed my networking issue"
by Anon20 October 08, 2022
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Consultant Desk Pop

A common phrase used in consulting to refer to a situation in which a consultant tells the client or a colleague to go fuck themselves. Originates from the feature film “The Other Guys” in which Will Ferrell’s character discharges his firearm inside a police station at his desk.
Person 1: The client refused to give me the information I needed so I told them to go fuck themselves.

Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!
by Tired Consultant March 09, 2021
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Desk-n-dash

When you stop going to those 5-7 happy hour after work parties with your colleagues.
Desk-n-dash is bad for your post-covid health
by Sexydimma September 18, 2023
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