blender

When a person is called a blender, it typically refers to when you fribble-flap the wibbly-wobbly doodads with a zippity-zap and a sprinkle of pixie dust, resulting in a fantastical concoction of rainbow-colored dreams and unicorn giggles.

She blendered her thoughts into a frothy whirlwind of marshmallow clouds and jellybean rainbows, leaving everyone utterly befuddled yet strangely horny.

by Stax878 February 26, 2024

Blender

Someone who is complicated unstable hard and going to ruin your life

-Hey He's got milkshake material
-Nah I dont think so he is going ruin everything torture your soft heart like a blender

by Heykeymeykey November 14, 2019

blender

I STUCK MY DICK IN TO IT!!!!!!!!

omg he stuck is dick in to a blender

by nutsuckerrioueyiugharuhefahlua January 17, 2022

blender

you shove your pp in it

I SOVED MY DICK UP A BLENDER

by nutsuckerrioueyiugharuhefahlua January 15, 2022

Blender

Noun: An extended period of heavy partying fueled by copious amounts of cocaine.

Etymology: The term "blender" is created as a contraction of the words "blow" and "bender".

We might not hear from Charlie until Friday, he's currently sleeping off a 5-day blender.

by Hooked on Robonix December 04, 2023

Blender

When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.

Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.

by PopoMcdoo July 15, 2017

Blender

¹ A common kitchen appliance used to quickly chop up and 'blend' food. It will usually turn most things you put into it either into chunks or paste.

² A modeling software/tool created by Ton Roosendaal in Denmark.

¹ Yo, can you blend the pickles again?

² BRO BLENDER CRASHED AGAIN! I WAS JUST RUNNING A CLOTH SIMULATION

by yogha August 30, 2023