Amazon Lips

A pair of lips that is going to fall victim to Amazon’s wrath. This is often visually shown in the form of a commercial for Amazon Alexa.

Lips: *starts singing*

Some dude: "Yo that Amazon Lips is gonna die."

Lips: *eventually dies from something and turns into the Amazon smile icon*

by The_One_The_Fuzziest_46 December 8, 2025

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Amazon Prime

Synonym for ‘super amazing’, it’s more than just amazing.

The food was okay, but the view was Amazon Prime!

by Lexiconcious November 28, 2021

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When you order a product from Amazon but you don't know whether you'll get the brand-named product or a cheap knock-off because Amazon mixes both products together under the same SKU at the warehouse.

Alice: Damn! I payed full price for these AK Army camouflage pants but what I got was some cheap quality Chinese knock-off.

Bob: That's what happens when you play Amazon Roulette. Anyone can start an FBA business so you really never know what you'll get until it arrives.
Alice: Good to know.

by Watchful Bob February 23, 2022

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Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.

"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"

by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015

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