Dan: Happy birthday! Here's your gift.
Tom: Great... Another $20 gift. That makes $100 of gift cards to Game Stop.
Tom: Great... Another $20 gift. That makes $100 of gift cards to Game Stop.
by halffried October 27, 2008
by PickieChickie January 07, 2016
The baddest, sexiest, hottest bitches are born on this day. They are cute, guys simp on them and everyone loves them! They are great at school and when they are older they will go on holiday with there BFF! ✨🥳
by Scientists 👩🔬 January 15, 2021
When blacks chimp out, you get a far deadlier pestilence than covid-19. It causes billions of dollars in public damage, and there is a high rate of you getting beaten within an inch of your life if you encounter coonvid-20. Also this virus can infect your local footlockers and other footwear stores and will cause all your merchandise to disappear.
Damn, I thought covid-19 was bad and all, but when I encountered coonvid-20, I knew I was dealing with some serious shit! My uncle’s bar got burnt to the ground because of it!
by The niggler June 01, 2020
"Look, Jen, our bill is $30, We'll leave $7."
Jen: "OK, Shell, ya know, better yet, let's leave $10, they did wait on us hand and foot. And there's 6 bartenders, they all have to divide this money."
Shell: "you're right, service people work SO hard."
Jen: "thank god we're 20%ers and not cheap basterds."
Jen: "OK, Shell, ya know, better yet, let's leave $10, they did wait on us hand and foot. And there's 6 bartenders, they all have to divide this money."
Shell: "you're right, service people work SO hard."
Jen: "thank god we're 20%ers and not cheap basterds."
by Mychelle December 14, 2006
by Funny as hell December 19, 2019
Tim: "Hey Steven how are you today, how are the wife and kids?"
John: "Yea good thanks Tim, hows things with you?"
Tim: "ah I cant really complain."
John: "oh did you here about Tom."
Tim: "Yea, sad really isn't it... just that... well he was a nice bloke.
John: "Yea."
Tim: "Oh hey, check this out, I just mugged and stabbed some 12 year old and he had a 20-bit on him wanna smoke that?"
John: "Oh boy! Sure!"
John: "Yea good thanks Tim, hows things with you?"
Tim: "ah I cant really complain."
John: "oh did you here about Tom."
Tim: "Yea, sad really isn't it... just that... well he was a nice bloke.
John: "Yea."
Tim: "Oh hey, check this out, I just mugged and stabbed some 12 year old and he had a 20-bit on him wanna smoke that?"
John: "Oh boy! Sure!"
by ttjdaustinn September 17, 2015