Danger Ride

(noun) "A perilous journey of over 20 miles in an untested vehicle in which the likelihood of loss of life, explosion, or, incarceration is higher than the expectation of safe arrival at the destination of said journey. The likelihood of mechanical failure alone does not constitute a danger ride unless the mechanical failure would certainly place the 'danger driver' where the aforementioned risks apply. The danger ride is often a moniker awarded posthumously."

I just got my learning permit and my dad is out of town, do you want to take his 1956 Porsche Speedster to a strip club in Austin? Hell yeah, I'll take a danger ride.

by Artemis Killpatrick January 29, 2017

danger noodle

snake

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle

by Bread_man69420 December 7, 2021

danger breeze

The feeling of terror males get when they feel a chill in the genitalia region, believing it to be because their 'fly' (button or zip) is undone.

'Woah man! Had a danger breeze then! Could have sworn my pride was out in the open'

by Greg the Dinosaur August 14, 2012

Danger Dann

A fat wank or masterbate in the back of your parents car whilst they are driving along, under a duvet. Normally carried out on the return trip of a holiday.

I had a danger dann on the way back from Scotland.

by BigTomDann November 14, 2016

Danger sheep

The classic game of dressing up as a sheep and running around Wales, last player to be molested wins!

Man I was rather sore after last weeks game of danger sheep, but I’ll be ready for tomorrow

by Seabert May 30, 2018

Danger zone

Women between 27 and 35 who are on the cusp of being forever unmarried. At this she's just trying to settle down and get married before her assets start depreciating. She doesn't want to be leftovers after 35.

Kevin Samuels: women if you are between the ages 27 and 35 you are in the danger zone. You should be laser focused on what are expectations are.

Any unmarried women over 35 who is obsessed with their success.

by Ganja jesus May 7, 2022

Danger Thursday

Going out (or staying in) on a Thursday night and drinking so much you know you'll have a hangover on Friday morning even though you have to get up and go to work!

Fran: Yas! Danger Thursday tonight!!
Paul: You having a few drinkies then??
Fran: Oh yeah, a couple of bottles of vino it is!

by elPaulio April 29, 2010