testicle vise grip

to simply grab one's testicles and grip or "vise" them until you come to the point of almost crushing them. usually used after a unrecoverable diss or just cause you simply have an utter discust for that person.

I gave Paul the Testicle Vise Grip after he was talking shit about my girlfriend.

by AceRockolla6969 May 27, 2005

tesstickles

a person who likes to suck a lot of cock. while smoking a joint in between.

reid: dude i got head last night from marie

derek: yeah i've heard she was a tesstickles

by Tesstickles Boys October 15, 2008

Testicles4Change

A popular gang logo in mumbai, india, the 'T4C' logo spray painted all over the city represents rebellion, courage and extreme boredom.

the Testicles4Change (T4C) gang are awesome, but they really need a life

by I_RAMPART_CATS June 16, 2009

tree testicles

Huge hard brown testicles

Kaden has tree testicles.

by IEatPeople1337 December 10, 2013

testiclectomy

The emasculation of a male by his own cowardice...especially when the phobia is not represented even at the toddler level.

Krazy Karl received a testiclectomy when the clown suprised him making Karl soil himself.

by Phenomally December 12, 2006

Testillas

Testicles that are so hairy they are akin to those of a gorilla.

He's got a great body but damn he really needs to trim those testillas!

by Ms. Foster February 8, 2008

Testicleboner

A growth of the testicles resembling the shape of a pear. Could be a deformity or could be caused by injury to the testicular area.

Damn that Testicleboner is disgusting.

by TheInventorOfTesticleBoner March 27, 2010