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boner terrorism

when another person attempts to force you to have a boner in a bad situation, like work, or a corporate presentation.
Jeff: My sadistic ex keeps boner terrorizing dudes in this online community they're in.

Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.

Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?
by Arthur F Pimgibbons June 1, 2022
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international terrorism

An extremist ideology with genocidal and vengeful leanings that was made infamous by Osama bin Laden and his organization, al-Qaeda; it's responsible for the destruction of two US embassies in East Africa (1998) and the original World Trade Center Twin Towers in New York (2001).
Counterterrorists: No high-rise building will be safe and secure unless international terrorism is eliminated from the face of the Earth!
Anti-war people: It will never be possible to win the War on Terror - international terrorists are very genocidal toward their worst enemies and vengeful for their fallen comrades!
by LaserVideoTube June 30, 2022
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Social terrorism

When donkeys and unicorns come past their differences and become friends
Person A: did you hear about social terrorism?

Person B: yeah, I'm so glad unicorns and donkeys became friends!
by Craaaazyunicrons July 22, 2022
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Turd Terrorism

Going into a toilet, doing a massive poopoo then leaving. Without flushing.
It’s more than that. It’s arrogant. It’s like an act of terrorism, turd terrorism.
by QuandaleDingle69 September 25, 2022
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Culinary terrorism

When you're supposed to be preparing your boss's lunch and you poison them whether accidentally or not.
The term was invented by Jesse Watters of fox News f-sag. He now thinks his recent case of food poisoning or upset stomach was due to culinary terrorism perpetrated by his assistant Johnny
by Sexydimma May 26, 2023
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Stochastic Terrorism

Stochastic Terrorism
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild!" and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.
by jbcoops August 15, 2024
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Vibe Terrorism

The unconscious or conscious act of subverting, attacking, or completely destroying a previously established vibe.
*Person A and Person B are listening to music.*
Person A: Y'know, all Chef Bergens had to do was catch two or four trolls for breeding instead of culling the remaining populace and rendering the delicacy extinct.
Person B: *taken aback* Straight-up, outta nowhere Vibe Terrorism.
by fed_not_a_terrorist January 9, 2024
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