Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny

A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.

Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty

"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."

by Crackmonkey April 22, 2006

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man

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by DefNotChase May 6, 2022

teenie

An Internet or App content creator in the teen category that attracts a mostly adult male audience. They are viewed in a highly sexual manner. However they are mostly innocent, and naive as to why they have so many fans.

The boyfriend informed his girlfriend, "they're called teenies," in order to justify his desire to view younger individuals internet content and similar content on Apps.

by Micaela Mariah September 22, 2022

Teeny Eenie Beenie

Something my friend said when she wanted to play Livetopia and said she would join the game so she can make her avatar. She really just wanted to play the game.

I want to play Livetopia just a "Teeny Eenie Beenie" bit. Okay I want to play it for the rest of the video call!

by Your Local Girl Named Claudia July 3, 2022

TEENY POPPER

another word for teeny bopper

"Omg the janoskian fans are such teeny poppers" Teeny bopper

by queeentroye on twitter April 13, 2014

Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig

Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet

by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022