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Abs-so-loo-telly

A very definite way of answering a question, stronger than the normal "absolutely".

Little sister of the word def-in-a-telly.
Dave: Michael says I'm a bad influence on you, you don't think I am do you?

Adam: Actually David, I abs-so-loo-telly do, now who is it you want me to throw a stone at?
by addyAPOCALYPSE and dirtyDAVE February 26, 2009
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Teddy Tiara

Teddy Tiara is a famous online personality. He is the pinnacle of manliness. His trademark, a tiara with pink fluffy stuff (though the pink stuff got ripped off), represents this manliness very well. His diet consists of peroxide and razors, and he flosses after every meal. He has a lock of hair that he cut two years ago and he still has it. He’s so famous he never has to get out of his pajamas. Except to go to Walmart to wreak havoc. He only has two toes on his right foot.

A very good story about him: Teddy was in restaurant eating and there was a lady sitting across them in a booth. She had a big ass. Like. HUGE. Anyway, the lady got up and left. Because Teddy was sitting at a table near the window at the front of the shop, he could see clearly outside. The lady had parked her car right outside. Teddy glanced at her rolls and cellulite and was ultimately disgusted. He then told his mother, very loudly, that that was the reason he was gay. And the whole restaurant heard. Go him.

His YouTube videos, viewable at youtube.com/user/teddymmm, are awesome and creative. They include a phone call from Jeffree Star and some Walmart havoc.

He does live shows on his Stickam, viewable there or on his MySpace: myspace.com/teddy_tiara. Though many times you may catch him sleeping or eating, he does do other things. He dances with his sister, puts on makeup (though he tends to obsess over it and touch it too much), drink red stuff, run outside, jump out his window or whatever suits his fancy.
Teddy Tiara: Fuck socks and sandals, bitch!

Person: Did you watch Teddy Tiara last night?
Other: No, where?
Person: stickam.com/profile/cravingforattention He's hilarious!
by SwoonForMe August 16, 2007
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Teddy

A Teddy has impulse control issues, mostly funny. He's not shy around girls. He's not to smart not to dumb. He isn't bad looking he is usually not to bad to look at.
Girl "Did you see Teddy's new shoes"
Boy "Yeah their lit af"
Girl "He's hot"
Teddy "You ain't to bad yourself"
by MAXSIEN January 7, 2020
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Twinky Teddy

When a hole is cut into the crotch of a stuffed animal, and vehement coitus is performed with the animal, resulting in ejaculation into the fluffy cottony innards of the animal. Then leaving the stuffed animal on your little sisters bed to cuddle with.
I gave my little sister a Twinky Teddy for her 9th birthday.
by P-dog July 4, 2004
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teddy bears arm

A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges
i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
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Teddy

The person who gets all of the women. Good kisser. Never has just "normal" friends, just girlfriends. Chick Magnet.
Woah! He's getting all of the women! His name must be Teddy
by AsimovTheGreat September 12, 2017
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1, 2 Teddy

n. the act of receiving a painful and intentional bite during fellatio; refers to a doublecross
When she found out I was cheating, she gave me the 1, 2 Teddy and now the doctors say the bite marks will leave scars!

He said he'd come through with the money, but at the last minute he gave me the 1,2 Teddy and now I'm broke.
by The Adverb Ninja May 22, 2008
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