Teddy John

Teddy John is straight up amazing. There is not anyone better. Teddy John always knows what to say to take your breath away. He loves to surprise you and sometimes scare you. He thinks it's funny. It is funny. He has the sexiest body and the best dick. It should win an award. He is a hard worker and loves his woman. He has at least 10 nicknames. He also nicknames his woman too, things like butta-fly or muffin. She is the luckiest woman in the world. Teddy John makes life wonderful. He loves meat and his favorite side dish is always smooth mashed potatoes. He likes to bang popsicles after dinner and cuddle on the couch. Usually he falls asleep on the couch and stumbles to bed later. He's got potential to be rich. Like really rich. Teddy John will steal your heart. He is loyal, more than a puppy. He has a sense of humor that will always have you laughing. The wit. None is better. If you find a Teddy John. Keep him close. Hold him tight. Treat him right. Love him ALLLLL night. He deserves the world. He does. He would give it to you. He will change your life.

Damn, who is that girl with?? He is so fucking fine.... oh, that's Teddy John. He has the best cock in the world. It's true. Look it up. It won an award.

by Buttaflymuffin November 7, 2017

Teddy Biscuits

Teddy Biscuits is the main streamer on Chelseauni's Twitch streams (He's the Teddy Bear which is behind Chelsea on her streams), Teddy wears a tiara whilst he's behind Chelsea on her streams also according to Chelsea Teddy is a Thicc Boi and that he looks like a snack

Teddy Biscuits is a cool guy

by DireClaw June 8, 2023

teddy take

a take/opinion that is atrociously awful but said with 100% confidence

Your opinion on the film Whiplash is a teddy take.

by david_2 March 15, 2023

Teddy rimskin

The piece of skin that is removed from your penis when you are circumcised

Hey Eddie do you still have your teddy rimskin?

by Ofchinik April 5, 2023

Teddy Bear

Ibrahim Riaz's favourite toy

Ibrahim gobbles his teddy bears ...

by Joking poo November 7, 2021

Teddy Hyde

Some super cool singer with an amazing voice. He’s gained a lot of attention for his song Sex with a Ghost. He has some really creative albums.

Friend1: Hey, have you heard of Teddy Hyde before? You need to listen to his song, Vanilla Curls
Friend2: Yeah, didn’t he go blonde?

by fucking maxine eros August 4, 2021

Dealer’s Teddy

A person who sucks up to a drug dealer, but the dealer likes them because they overcharge them for easy money. “Teddy” references teddy bear, meaning they often appear harmless and easy to rob.

Damn that boy Charlie really a Dealer’s Teddy, he payin 50 a 8th for reggie

by Randompersondoingdumbshit April 28, 2022