Tucker Carlson

A dangerous demagogue masquerading as a journalist.

The guy from Montana who confronted Tucker Carlson is right... he is the worst human being known to mankind.

by Soul_Driver January 19, 2022

Darcy Tucker

Insane hockey player.
Amazing.
Likes to fight.
wicked guy.
Just like Bradley;)

hey look at bradley go he's just like darcy tucker!

by Jade May 13, 2005

Ticker

Affectionate nickname for the city of Penticton, British Columbia, Canada.

I'm heading to the Ticker for Peachfest this weekend. The place will be crawling with scrunts!

by The Hoffman May 28, 2006

Tucker Carlson

A constantly constipated man who always looks as though the burrito disagreed with him.

"Ugh! I'm Tucker Carlson and we need to cut to commercial cuz I have to make... a dooodiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

by Espio Lylat April 29, 2022

The Chris Tucker

When preparing for a money shot you tell the girl to get on her knees, close her eyes and open her mouth. After she does this you ram your finger down your throat and vomit all over her and into her mouth.

What The Fuck does this have to do with The Chris Tucker?

by Shoopdawhoop6969 May 30, 2008

Mother Tucker

(N.) Tucker Libowitz, better known in the street drugs industry as "Mother Tucker." He wears a magenta, pimped out suit and feather hat, and has a large glass left eye and a crackhead-like tiny right eye, which doesn't match the other at all. Tucker Libowitz is also A high buisness Drug Dealer by day, and a seedy Hollywood agent by night. His careers unfortuneatly came to an end, though as he was arrested in 2000 for Sipping Wheat Grass at a Dairen, Connecticut juice bar and was sentenced 6 consecutive Life Sentences. DA END, BABY!

Mother Tucker: "I'm Tucker Libowitz, and I got Puffy off in court. But I was Hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"
Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."

by G-Union October 30, 2003

Tom Tucker

n. The male act of tucking the front of ones shirt down and under the scrotum.

Reasons for preforming a Tom Tucker could range anywhere from comfort to security.

To compensate for a large gooch that was often prone to becoming quite moist, Gary came to depend upon the security and comfort of a well tucked Tom Tucker.

After being regularly pantsed in gym class, Nate started thinking two steps ahead in the form of a snugly placed Tom Tucker.

by RYANLANG69 May 3, 2011